It's been crazy busy lately! Lord Vader has been on the verge of Force choking left and right. I talked him down, though.
The only bad thing about being so busy at work is that I miss Maz so very much. We have to spend so much time apart.
But the next time he goes on a job, he said I could come along! I'm looking forward to it. *smiles*
Showing posts with label my job. Show all posts
Showing posts with label my job. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Thursday, August 19, 2010
I'm a secretary, not a mistress
Listen up, people.
Some people - and you know who you are - have been not only speculating that I am sleeping with Lord Vader, but outright accusing me of sleeping with him. Some people have even gone so far as to say that they have SEEN me and Lord Vader being intimate.
Liars.
I am a secretary for Lord Vader. That's it. My relationship with Lord Vader is strictly professional.
Not only does accusing me of being his mistress tarnish my reputation, but it also portrays Lord Vader in a bad light.
Personally, I hope he Force chokes all of you that have spread these rumors. Serves you right.
In addition, I have someone special in my life now. I would never cheat on him, not even with Lord Vader.
So quit spreading rumors. Don't make me ask Lord Vader to Force choke you. Or toss you down a reactor.
Some people - and you know who you are - have been not only speculating that I am sleeping with Lord Vader, but outright accusing me of sleeping with him. Some people have even gone so far as to say that they have SEEN me and Lord Vader being intimate.
Liars.
I am a secretary for Lord Vader. That's it. My relationship with Lord Vader is strictly professional.
Not only does accusing me of being his mistress tarnish my reputation, but it also portrays Lord Vader in a bad light.
Personally, I hope he Force chokes all of you that have spread these rumors. Serves you right.
In addition, I have someone special in my life now. I would never cheat on him, not even with Lord Vader.
So quit spreading rumors. Don't make me ask Lord Vader to Force choke you. Or toss you down a reactor.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
How may I direct your call?
Okay, kids. Let's talk about the most frequently asked questions and common comments.
"There's a design flaw in the Death Star! I must tell Vader!"
He knows. That whole explosion with fireworks thing was a tipoff.
However, reminding him of that crushing defeat is a good way to tick him off. I advise against it. Seriously.
"I want a job."
All employment inquiries need to be directed to the Imperial Human Resources Department.
"<insert vulgar proposition here>"
Do you honestly think you are going to get anywhere with that? *hits the block button* Next.
"Can you schedule some private, personal time for me with Vader?"
No. I'm a secretary, not a pimp. I handle his business affairs, not his personal ones. And Lord Vader has better things to do than to dally with fangirls.
"Are you the only woman on the Executor?"
Actually, no. @Lady_Everon is also on the Executor. At times, @AriaBrisard visits the Executor.
Any other questions? Ask.
"There's a design flaw in the Death Star! I must tell Vader!"
He knows. That whole explosion with fireworks thing was a tipoff.
However, reminding him of that crushing defeat is a good way to tick him off. I advise against it. Seriously.
"I want a job."
All employment inquiries need to be directed to the Imperial Human Resources Department.
"<insert vulgar proposition here>"
Do you honestly think you are going to get anywhere with that? *hits the block button* Next.
"Can you schedule some private, personal time for me with Vader?"
No. I'm a secretary, not a pimp. I handle his business affairs, not his personal ones. And Lord Vader has better things to do than to dally with fangirls.
"Are you the only woman on the Executor?"
Actually, no. @Lady_Everon is also on the Executor. At times, @AriaBrisard visits the Executor.
Any other questions? Ask.
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