How may I direct your call?

Okay, kids.  Let's talk about the most frequently asked questions and common comments.


"There's a design flaw in the Death Star!  I must tell Vader!"


He knows.  That whole explosion with fireworks thing was a tipoff.  


However, reminding him of that crushing defeat is a good way to tick him off.  I advise against it.  Seriously.  


"I want a job."


All employment inquiries need to be directed to the Imperial Human Resources Department.  


"<insert vulgar proposition here>"


Do you honestly think you are going to get anywhere with that?  *hits the block button*  Next.


"Can you schedule some private, personal time for me with Vader?"


No.  I'm a secretary, not a pimp.  I handle his business affairs, not his personal ones.  And Lord Vader has better things to do than to dally with fangirls. 


"Are you the only woman on the Executor?"


Actually, no.  @Lady_Everon is also on the Executor.   At times, @AriaBrisard visits the Executor.


Any other questions?  Ask.