Lord Vader is a busy guy! I'm his secretary.

I help him stay organized. He's calmer that way. Less Force chokes happen then.

Thursday, August 19, 2010

I'm a secretary, not a mistress

Listen up, people.


Some people - and you know who you are - have been not only speculating that I am sleeping with Lord Vader, but outright accusing me of sleeping with him.  Some people have even gone so far as to say that they have SEEN me and Lord Vader being intimate.


Liars.

I am a secretary for Lord Vader.  That's it.  My relationship with Lord Vader is strictly professional.


Not only does accusing me of being his mistress tarnish my reputation, but it also portrays Lord Vader in a bad light.


Personally, I hope he Force chokes all of you that have spread these rumors.  Serves you right.


In addition, I have someone special in my life now.  I would never cheat on him, not even with Lord Vader.


So quit spreading rumors.  Don't make me ask Lord Vader to Force choke you.  Or toss you down a reactor.  

20 comments:

  1. I would also liked these false allegations stopped. If I have to take matters into my own hands, so be it. As his wife, I know Lord Vader is a loyal man. They need to understand this before my hands reach their necks.

    ((And great blog BTW! :D ))

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  2. ((Thanks!))

    *upset* Thank you for defending both my honor and Lord Vader's. Lord Vader would /never/ be unfaithful to you, nor would he use his position of authority as my boss to coerce me into anything....unseemly.

    I appreciate your support. Thank you so much.

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  3. *scowls* These people are just jealous of the position you currently occupy as Vader's secretary, the person he relies on to keep things going smoothly. So they decided to fling mud at you in the form of these sexual allegations which are completely rude, and blatant lies.

    Honestly, if these go on, I'll have to act as well. I won't have people insult the lady I care for like that. I will not allow it.

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  4. *softly, trying to calm you down* Maz, it will pass, I'm sure. Lord Vader has already addressed it.

    People just think the worst, I'm afraid. *hangs her head*

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  5. No, Mina. *shakes his head* I have faith in Lord Vader's ability to deal with those people...but it just sickens and angers me to no end when someone I care for is treated with such injustice. You deserve to be treasured and admired, and these bastards say such bull about you? I will not allow it.

    Nor will I allow you to cover up for them. I expect you to tell me about any...bastard who wants to have a quick laugh at your expense.

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  6. *softly* Maz, I'm sure they will stop. Admiral Piett and Admiral Okins have also said they would help.

    *pause* I don't want you to get into trouble by intervening, Maz. Let the officers on the ship handle this. Please?

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  7. *breathes for a few moments, then nods* Fine, I'll let the admirals deal with it for now, but if I hear more complaints, I'll intervene.

    Don't worry, I won't get into trouble. I'll just approach those...individuals and make sure they realize the extent of the pain they cause by saying such horrid things about a respectable young lady such as yourself.

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  8. *nods, relieved* Thank you. I'm sure you won't need to....approach anyone. I'll handle it, with Lord Vader's and the Admirals' help. *smiles*

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  9. *nods and smiles* Very well, you better keep me updated.

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  10. *softly* Maz, there's no need to mention any....incidents if the Admirals are going to handle it, right? It would only upset you, and I don't want that.

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  11. I understand, Mina. I just want you to tell me how the Admirals are handling it. Is it so bad for me to want to make sure that you're safe? I hope you don't feel I'm being too overprotective or anything.

    I realize that it's only been a few days since we met, but I've come to know that I care very deeply for you, and I'd die before seeing more harm or injustice done to you.

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  12. *shakes her head* No, it's not a bad thing at all. I care for you very much, too. I think it's very sweet of you to be so protective and concerned.

    I will let you know how things progress. I promise. *smiles*

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  13. *smiles back* Thank you, dear. I cannot help but be protective about you, you for whom my heart daily sings and yearns.

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  14. *blushes, shy smile* Thank you, Maz. That is beautiful.

    You are always in my heart and my thoughts. I catch myself daydreaming about you often. *smiles*

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  15. "heart daily sings and yearns." Who is this guy, Mina? He certainly has a ... grasp of Basic.

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  16. *smiles gently* It is beautiful because it's inspired by a perfect, gorgeous creature. You.

    I'd love to hear more about those daydreams.

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  17. *blushes* Maybe I can whisper them to you while we watch the holo. *smiles*

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  18. Abby, Maz is a kind of jack-of-all-trades that I met through @HuttPR. *smiles* He is quite wonderful.

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  19. *Grins* That sounds lovely, Mina. I can't wait.

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  20. *blushes, shy grin* Neither can I, Maz.

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